Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Finally. SCORE 344
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Accurate. SCORE 257