Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
It’s Thanksgiving. SCORE -202
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Logic. SCORE 188
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Like a boss. SCORE 288
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
Friends are like a trampoline. SCORE 212
How rainbows start. SCORE 36
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Getting older. SCORE 142
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 63
A dogs life. SCORE 171
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
