My old front porch floor lasted 97 years. By my calculations, this prank may not pay off until 2114. SCORE 153
Meanwhile, in The Matrix SCORE 109
Snitches Don’t Get 5-star Passenger Ratings SCORE 179
Orange Slice SCORE 142
After every natural disaster…. SCORE 63
Lion is well trained. SCORE 127
Poor eyesight SCORE 134
Neither of them got enough sleep, obviously SCORE 97
Masculinity SCORE 77
I’ll Remember This SCORE 113
I am the Sphinx meow. SCORE 138
effectively utilized girl power SCORE 78
He’s so tiny. SCORE 77
Love my mom to death but… SCORE 92
Angels in Mexico. SCORE 207
‘If you insist’ SCORE 90
The backroom of the Natural History Museum SCORE 84
Magnets SCORE 94
Laura Dern in Jurassic Park SCORE 45
Well. Alright then. SCORE 175
Autocats, roll out! SCORE 100
Talk like a pirate day SCORE 160
The choice is yours. SCORE 105
The purest of poetry. SCORE 148
She is Frida, she has located 52 trapped persons in Mexico City after yesterday’s earthquake. SCORE 167
This is the largest container ship in the world. It can hold over 19,000 containers and is so massive, the recent expansion of The Panama Canal is still unable to accommodate it’s size SCORE 61
Hey, I’ll take it. SCORE 75
I got 12 bricks SCORE 131
No kelly SCORE 158
I Want His Job SCORE 129
95% of America SCORE 135
Math? SCORE 96
