Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 24
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 23
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Le sigh… SCORE 25
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
To the rescue? SCORE 24
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
Be petty SCORE 35
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Corona bad. SCORE 28
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Big wreckage… SCORE 23
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
🤔 SCORE 19
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Death by words SCORE 24