sleeps on arm SCORE 16
you’re not an alpha male SCORE 40
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
when life imitates art SCORE 24
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
species and age, please SCORE 40
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
only feathers SCORE 9
dog wood trees SCORE 26
at least there are cats SCORE 20
this is what i mean SCORE 41
pupils dilate SCORE 43
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 14
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
roger roger SCORE 14
beavers hate water SCORE 35
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
keeps missing scene SCORE 30