The red paperclip makes it SCORE 184
Columbian Man SCORE 172
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
Pole dancing. SCORE 117
Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
Non-disguised blessings. SCORE 134
British doctors. SCORE 260
Feeding homeless animals. SCORE 164
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 11
Whipped. SCORE 9
K-Mart in Detroit SCORE 125
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
Me at a bar. SCORE 196
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
Extroverts. SCORE 9
Pump action bike SCORE 12
Leaving dishes in the sink. SCORE 148
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
Poor moon… SCORE 13
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
Or die trying… SCORE 170
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
Pulsing heart SCORE 17
Five Doctors SCORE 175
Zorba has two eye colors… in each eye. SCORE 150
