I could pee on this. SCORE 227
E.T.’s phone bill. SCORE 96
The cutest sloth. SCORE 114
Downton Abbey BINGO! SCORE 55
Bacon is a food group. SCORE 51
Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Fur SCORE 3
Cats are jerks. SCORE 194
You make a convincing argument. SCORE 258
Living life backwards. SCORE 351
Too late, Emma. SCORE 258
Tequila was a good choice. SCORE 1
How mormons get married SCORE 2
strangely accurate SCORE 10
That awkward moment when… SCORE 292
the marvelous adventure times with flapjack and capitan knuckles SCORE 5
Approaching maximum derp. SCORE 97
Because, Reasons. SCORE 21
I don’t need to study. SCORE -1
Ponies wearing cardigans. SCORE 207
Quitters never win… SCORE 140
I Is Child SCORE 1
This way to crazy cat lady. SCORE 99
For a good cause. SCORE 190
When nerds get married. SCORE 284
If I was God… SCORE 138
When choosing a physician. SCORE 166
Poor Mr. Nice Guy. SCORE 157
He shoots. He scores! SCORE 173
Inspiration. SCORE 47
Facts. SCORE 168
Bull’s eye. SCORE 97
Please, mom? SCORE 323