Snape is Canadian. SCORE 249
Winning WiFi. SCORE 389
Nostalgia. SCORE 213
Modern parenting. SCORE 188
Chill out, I got this. SCORE 263
Microwave: SCORE 183
I get it now. SCORE 233
The brain is amazing… SCORE 284
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 302
No post on Sundays! SCORE 411
Whenever you correct someone’s grammar… SCORE 252
I choose you! SCORE 274
Ummm… SCORE 214
Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331
Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 290
I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202
Meth. Not even once. SCORE 218
How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233
If Obama was white. SCORE 140
When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375
Freeze. SCORE 207
I love being around you. SCORE 218
Times have changed. SCORE 300
Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203
Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372
Did someone say… period? SCORE 54
Patty cake cats. SCORE 177
Do these pants make me look fat? SCORE 149
How many girls will not make a cheerleading squad. SCORE 273
Can I use my Zune? SCORE 108
Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241
Silly Robin… SCORE 136
