that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
thanks for the insult SCORE 32
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
this is why i drink SCORE 29
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
i always spill SCORE 16
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
i’m canceling SCORE 9
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
hi friend! SCORE 31
english burn SCORE 27
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
call the fire department SCORE 4
back to bed! SCORE 19
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
who’s in? SCORE 34
excuse me SCORE 19
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
an impossible task SCORE 20
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
they get huge SCORE 22
clever SCORE 29
i have layers SCORE 32
definitely a dog SCORE 45