she does have that look in her eyes. lol SCORE 28
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
food art SCORE 52
that’s a lot of laundry money! SCORE 39
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
he might be right SCORE 30
taco bell is a dangerous foe SCORE 61
saturday mornings are rough SCORE 12
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
literally any fact SCORE 52
as you should feel SCORE 41
good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 28
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 35
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
my daily workout SCORE 24
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
they all deserve the cabbage SCORE 39
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
he loved his work SCORE 31
neow SCORE 31
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
hot take! SCORE 59
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
