Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
Every day. SCORE 212
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Every time. SCORE 135
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
This boy is ugly. SCORE 221
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
I like you. SCORE 215
My Precious!!! SCORE 252
Nutella covered bacon. SCORE 201
Puppy missile. SCORE 179
Did you do something different with your hair? SCORE 145
Alien logic. SCORE 262
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 189
There’s an app for that. SCORE 301
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Welcome to the hood. SCORE 104
True story. SCORE 246
Realistic Google+ circles. SCORE 237
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
Reactions to being placed inside a box. SCORE 205
I said sit!!! SCORE 251
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
How I feel about “Fifty Shades of Grey.” SCORE 199
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199