cops are on speed dial SCORE 25
always assume the worst SCORE 32
it’s a bread knife SCORE 18
wartime golf rules SCORE 21
present spoiled SCORE 31
my genius is unequaled SCORE 22
the truth has finally been revealed SCORE 24
like magic SCORE 39
later doesn’t work for me SCORE 12
the crumpled t shirt is a really good listener SCORE 21
feels like i’m there! SCORE 16
that is correct SCORE 21
always proofread your pamphlets before distributing them to the flock SCORE 15
treat yourself SCORE 15
every word plagiarized SCORE 21
may the force be with you SCORE 28
act your wage SCORE 18
my happiness almost lasted a whole minute this time SCORE 22
not sure this really counts SCORE 32
she did what was necessary SCORE 32
don’t judge me SCORE 14
dating in your 30s SCORE 23
cat ownership defined SCORE 32
did someone say potatoes? SCORE 19
corvid testing, because you know you wanna know SCORE 27
turns out the code was pretty easy to guess SCORE 26
antreefa SCORE 23
and they became best friends after SCORE 32
i might be a vampire SCORE 25
all busses are loved equally SCORE 49
every freaking day SCORE 21
brain: enjoy the panic attack! SCORE 16
