It’s the fresh start I didn’t know I needed. SCORE 25
Biden is the Obama we’ve all been waiting for! SCORE 22
The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
this is my life meow… SCORE 28
He promised he doesn’t see color anymore… SCORE 25
Science is cruel. SCORE 28
You stop that right now. SCORE 20
Recycle, reduce, reuse. SCORE 18
COMING IN HOT! SCORE 18
When your publisher is only in it for the money. SCORE 28
My dad brought be in to this world, too. SCORE 27
Broiled doggo? SCORE 23
I was glued to the story… SCORE 20
Simpsons did it first? SCORE 24
Harness the matrix for your own good. SCORE 14
Looks like just anyone can get on the Twitter… SCORE 21
Smashing time travel! SCORE 20
*plays twilight zone music* SCORE 29
It’s enough to make a grown man cry SCORE 31
Orbital computing. SCORE 35
I would go to this light show… SCORE 36
Taxes and what not. SCORE 24
I could use a demon or two… SCORE 31
Switch it up today. SCORE 23
That’s enough chocolate to raise somebody from the grave… SCORE 18
Step out the car please, ma’am. SCORE 18
You got it, dude… SCORE 20
Tito’s won’t save you now! SCORE 29
Bat-mow-down! SCORE 21
Do better. Keep it to tiurse SCORE 33
We’ll take the lot! SCORE 27
Cursed strumming. SCORE 15