Star Vars SCORE 56
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
This is adorable SCORE 135
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
When I die… SCORE 130
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
What do you do for fun? SCORE 100
Do You Ever Get A Weird Crush On Someone… SCORE 116
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
Not even once SCORE 58
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
A School Lesson which I can never forget SCORE 121
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
What’s my purpose? SCORE 104
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
Ooops? SCORE 118
The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Just let me go SCORE 49
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113