White people problems. SCORE 238
Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Favoritism. SCORE 1451
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247
If you love two people at the same time… SCORE 524
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
Spot the difference. SCORE 1389
Why are they all carrying candy? SCORE 1468
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Sometimes. SCORE 913
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
Like a… SCORE 601
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
Yo is dis my… SCORE 399
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
Oh. SCORE 1233
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
For your viewing pleasure. SCORE 304
Wind blows. SCORE 841
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782