A selfie taken in 1903 SCORE 32
He was NOT sticking his head in the flour jar. He does NOT have a flour problem. SCORE 24
churn me gently. SCORE 24
…and how does one acquire the child you speak of… SCORE 29
Sourdough starter on a keychain… SCORE 32
I would call in to this reality tv show. SCORE 29
Meanwhile in Mexico… SCORE 28
Good riddance. SCORE 30
A Ken Doll prison shank SCORE 22
Lemme ansher that… SCORE 18
You never know what someone else is dealing with… SCORE 30
Cowabunga dudes, let’s roll out. SCORE 28
Just keep flapping. SCORE 29
Just keep walking… SCORE 23
ban haunted doll fighting SCORE 15
For when you want to eat something the size of a baby, but is definitely not a baby. SCORE 22
WHOM DO YOU WORK FOR AND WHAT DO YOU DO? SCORE 22
Pulling a canoe with a bike in a snowstorm in mid April. It doesn’t get any more Canadian than that… SCORE 35
Thank you tag. SCORE 19
A built-in watering station for your pets. SCORE 26
This cat doesn’t understand pinch points… SCORE 26
Rest easy sweet prince. SCORE 17
Get wrecked, Nick. SCORE 31
Alright, will check in next week. SCORE 37
When gym class goes online SCORE 28
The beans will be promptly read. SCORE 25
Public health is a public issue. SCORE 30
finally something worth fighting for. SCORE 28
*ducks* SCORE 25
Get this kid a job. SCORE 35
Someone messed up SCORE 30
Yea, that’s exactly right. SCORE 15