alexa needs a talking to SCORE 19
finally, i can rest SCORE 13
to be fair, you have to have a high IQ… SCORE 10
take that, corporate memphis! SCORE 12
wait, that’s not allowed SCORE 16
back in my day SCORE 0
spread nutella on one and PB on another and eat it like a sandwich SCORE 1
not my problem anymore SCORE 23
The ultimate staring competition SCORE -6
my heart suffers as much as my stomach SCORE -1
ah, florida, you never cease to entertain SCORE 36
if i suffered, so do you SCORE -5
our food SCORE 23
punishment for procrastination SCORE 19
speechcraft 100 SCORE 10
jokes on you my back’s been hurting for a while SCORE 16
what a nice boss SCORE 27
thanks, mom SCORE 15
a bagueball bat SCORE 18
now’s my chance to strike SCORE 14
ouch… SCORE 7
put some o’ those beans on toast gov’nah SCORE 21
factory reset SCORE 23
every movie with time travel ever SCORE 0
plz just warm up my pasta SCORE 22
“looks like it’s just us” SCORE 14
hahahaha no SCORE 12
welp, guess we’re not gunna see them for much longer SCORE -3
technically right, but for the wrong reasons SCORE 21
the circle of life SCORE 12
but…why SCORE 25
i guess we’ll never know SCORE 10
