The shinbone. SCORE 94
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
My love life. SCORE 171
When you see it. SCORE 5
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
Loud music. SCORE 14
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
How well I sleep. SCORE 8
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
Group projects. SCORE 149
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 98
Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6
My life SCORE 113
When you try to go to sleep while you’re drunk. SCORE 12
This guy repaints doll faces. SCORE 202
Colorblind. SCORE 136
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
I need this. SCORE 11
Soy milk. SCORE 11
Time. SCORE 133
After a long day of fetch SCORE 9
Loki. SCORE 152
I hate my life. SCORE 12
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
Words to live by SCORE 16