My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad’s farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 161
I didn’t get the FEMA alert today. SCORE 31
Medical alphabet. SCORE 81
Both posted within the hour. Coincidence? I think not. SCORE 119
Hooty whom SCORE 63
It’s that time of year… SCORE 38
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
Snake Humor SCORE 86
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
Story of my life SCORE 80
I’d like to solve the puzzle! SCORE 84
Futuristic Work Problems SCORE 115
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
One of life’s great questions SCORE 60
Scamlock Holmes SCORE 96
Smooth AF SCORE 101
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
Bee hacking – a guide to understanding your computer. SCORE 44
3D Floor SCORE 90
#stopit SCORE 98
Don’t get too hurt SCORE 71
Good luck wimp. SCORE 80
A long time ago in a galaxy so far, far away… SCORE 66
No son of mine. SCORE 102
Can not unsee. SCORE 103
Talking to parents on the phone SCORE 97
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67
Most accurate Mean Tweet I’ve seen SCORE 124
Yep, This Is Still Me SCORE 96
Dropping my new album soon SCORE 88
That would be /so cool SCORE 67
UPS driver has a sense of humor SCORE 99
