you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
they say bad handwriting is a sign of intelligence SCORE 36
must pet the pet SCORE 37
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
cats always come first SCORE 27
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
he did it because he could SCORE 37
what’s the point? SCORE 41
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
the wisdom of picard SCORE 58
this is how we all use the internet SCORE 29
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
don’t do it, phil! SCORE 16
i don’t know why i’m laughing, but i am SCORE 13
i can never find the words SCORE 45
thanks for sharing, janet SCORE 24
we went on an adventure SCORE 47
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
oh wow SCORE 48
waka waka waka SCORE 26
sharon left him with him nothing SCORE 29
clever girl SCORE 40
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
i wonder why SCORE 39
delete my number SCORE 28
irony man SCORE 45
skill isn’t the problem, folks SCORE 62
i also laughed SCORE 56
never give up SCORE 88
so true SCORE 37
