This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
Even now, confinement seems much more punishing than solitude. SCORE 64
This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
Password problems SCORE 72
Minik The Wonder Cat SCORE 80
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
Do what you love and you’ll never have to work SCORE 56
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
You and your family. Also your extended family. SCORE 39
Brofish SCORE 75
While you’re at it what’s your social SCORE 73
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57
People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn’t have kids. I’m always like! SCORE 58
Hey gurl SCORE 20
You think I’m cute? Sounds fake, but okay SCORE 83
hell ye… *yawn *sleeps again SCORE 57
I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 64
Penguins have knees inside their bodies. SCORE 64
I am the lion now SCORE 80
Disappointment SCORE 50
Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 70
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
Hey professor, love the outfit today…. SCORE 62
The "History" Channel’s programming today SCORE 69
Coachella SCORE 55
Facebook is the perfect place to be passive agressive SCORE 40
Heavenly cute! SCORE 78
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 108
He who fights lobsters SCORE 65
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
Dog’s mom accidentally orders XS dog bed. Good Dog still grateful. SCORE 76