George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
hello little friend SCORE 20
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Words. SCORE 9
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
sent via FAX SCORE 15
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
*have SCORE 16
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
