My attempt at Venom SCORE 74
Three easy ways to kick the bucket. SCORE 45
Burn the heathen! SCORE 58
The flowers are singing! SCORE 48
Those darn scientists. SCORE 94
How fast? SCORE 101
Gotta get that treat SCORE 89
Gaussian distribution of usage marks at my local gym SCORE 69
Axe from Viking era, before and after conservation (1100 years old) SCORE 77
Just Realized That My Bf Never Asked Me To… SCORE 84
Just sayin SCORE 53
Donate To My Kickstarter For Historic Reasons. SCORE 107
Puppy acting kitty-like. SCORE 58
c e a s e r ded now SCORE 77
Murica. SCORE 80
He might be on to something. SCORE 51
Float copper is nearly pure metal, sheared out of an ore vein by a glacier during the Ice Ages. This is the largest known piece in the world, at 56,400 pounds SCORE 83
Got fired from the nuclear power plant today. Gave my boss the middle finger and walked out. SCORE 61
Yes, Comcast, that’s kinda how that whole thing works. SCORE 86
when google hangs out with google SCORE 32
Top of the pyramid SCORE 72
When your cat runs across the keyboard SCORE 55
adulting be like SCORE 118
To go pack! SCORE 34
Yellow Ranger is color blind! SCORE 101
Latte defined in wiki SCORE 72
Forbes getting called out for calling Kylie Jenner a self-made billionaire. SCORE 54
To hell with me. SCORE 91
Slimer Costume! SCORE 79
Step up your bath game. SCORE 45
The Doctor Phil costume… SCORE 62
Mistakes were made SCORE 24