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WAIT+A+SEC
WAIT A SEC SCORE 33
Khaleesi+is+on+her+way+to+the+west+wing%2C+potentially.
Khaleesi is on her way to the west wing, potentially. SCORE 30
Mummy%2C+I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+fall+asleep+here%26%238230%3B
Mummy, I didn’t fall asleep here… SCORE 19
The+Rock+is+a+softy+for+gran.
The Rock is a softy for gran. SCORE 41
It%26%238217%3Bs+tremendous%2C+the+losing.
It’s tremendous, the losing. SCORE 38
Knock+it+off%21
Knock it off! SCORE 30
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+par+3.
It’s a par 3. SCORE 30
Pandora%26%238217%3Bs+kitty.
Pandora’s kitty. SCORE 30
Creed+kept+it+logical
Creed kept it logical SCORE 26
Nile+crocodile+hatchling.
Nile crocodile hatchling. SCORE 26
What+do+you+mean%2C+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+want+a+gun%26%238230%3B%3F
What do you mean, you don’t want a gun…? SCORE 29
Good+lawd+what+have+we+done.
Good lawd what have we done. SCORE 30
Luxury+bones+and+marbles
Luxury bones and marbles SCORE 43
Rock+on.
Rock on. SCORE 34
Ohhh+myyy%21
Ohhh myyy! SCORE 31
Here+kitty+kitty+kitty
Here kitty kitty kitty SCORE 22
She+took+her+bro+to+the+dance.
She took her bro to the dance. SCORE 40
Where+were+you%3F
Where were you? SCORE 39
Decided+to+show+a+lil%26%238217%3B+shoulder%2C+dear%3F
Decided to show a lil’ shoulder, dear? SCORE 30
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+grandpa%21
I’m a grandpa! SCORE 28
Grans+for+good.
Grans for good. SCORE 31
Stop+asking.+Please%2C+Donald.
Stop asking. Please, Donald. SCORE 29
Madame+Tussauds+in+Berlin+tossed+Mr.+Trump+into+dumpster.
Madame Tussauds in Berlin tossed Mr. Trump into dumpster. SCORE 29
%E2%9D%84%EF%B8%8F+Snowflake-in-Chief
❄️ Snowflake-in-Chief SCORE 26
Can+I+get+a+button%2C+too%3F
Can I get a button, too? SCORE 35
You+need+to+check+yo+self.+%26%238211%3B+Gran%2C+probably.
You need to check yo self. – Gran, probably. SCORE 32
OK+now+do+global+warming.
OK now do global warming. SCORE 20
A+colorful+temple+in+India.
A colorful temple in India. SCORE 32
Eat+the+soul%2C+Chtulu%21
Eat the soul, Chtulu! SCORE 27
Birds+don%26%238217%3Bt+exist%2C+bro.
Birds don’t exist, bro. SCORE 28
Heard.
Heard. SCORE 27
IT%26%238217%3BS+A+BOY%2C+BOB%21
IT’S A BOY, BOB! SCORE 22
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I%26%238217%3Bm+not+saying+I%26%238217%3Bm+Batman%2C+but%26%238230%3B
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but… SCORE 259
Always+wink+back.
Always wink back. SCORE 237
Benedict+Cumberbatch
Benedict Cumberbatch SCORE 270
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*Asians* SCORE 293
I+must+have+a+healthy+brain.
I must have a healthy brain. SCORE 300
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Waffles, friends and work. SCORE 21
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