Slow Robot
If+Only+Spiders+Could+Actually+Talk
The+turtles+are+replicating%26%238230%3B
The turtles are replicating… SCORE 26
Funny%2C+that.
Funny, that. SCORE 34
JUST+KEEP+SWIMMING
JUST KEEP SWIMMING SCORE 40
The+illusive+box+tiger.
The illusive box tiger. SCORE 26
We+must+sleep+deeper%26%238230%3B
We must sleep deeper… SCORE 27
Early+morning+crushing.
Early morning crushing. SCORE 21
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bve+done+such+a+thing%26%238230%3B
I can’t believe I’ve done such a thing… SCORE 27
Children%26%238217%3Bs+literature+is+nice%2C+typically.
Children’s literature is nice, typically. SCORE 28
Two+truths%2C+no+lie.
Two truths, no lie. SCORE 35
Master+of+twigs.
Master of twigs. SCORE 23
Checks+out%26%238230%3B+more+or+less.
Checks out… more or less. SCORE 26
Kids+say+the+darndest+things.
Kids say the darndest things. SCORE 28
I+would+give+you+the+world%2C+doggo.
I would give you the world, doggo. SCORE 18
Teach+the+children+well.
Teach the children well. SCORE 38
You+know+who+you+are
You know who you are SCORE 26
I%26%238217%3Bll+take+a+12+pack%2C+plox.
I’ll take a 12 pack, plox. SCORE 27
Frig+off%2C+Karen.
Frig off, Karen. SCORE 38
Now+you+got+it%2C+child.
Now you got it, child. SCORE 31
Kylo+Ren+in+his+awkward+teens.
Kylo Ren in his awkward teens. SCORE 11
Jingle+bells%21
Jingle bells! SCORE 29
McChonker
McChonker SCORE 25
How+to+properly+work+from+home.
How to properly work from home. SCORE 30
Heed+the+hellpanthers.
Heed the hellpanthers. SCORE 30
All+together+now%26%238230%3B
All together now… SCORE 23
Be+something+for+every+one.
Be something for every one. SCORE 31
Pass+the+spicy+brown+ketchup+please.
Pass the spicy brown ketchup please. SCORE 26
This+is+what+federal+prison+is+for%26%238230%3B
This is what federal prison is for… SCORE 23
Tu+es+un+cheval%3F
Tu es un cheval? SCORE 41
I+will+exchange+my+life+force+for+your+dollars.
I will exchange my life force for your dollars. SCORE 35
This+seat%26%238217%3Bs+taken.
This seat’s taken. SCORE 29
Wee+grasshoppa
Wee grasshoppa SCORE 18
At+least+she+tried+to+cheer+me+up%26%238230%3B
At least she tried to cheer me up… SCORE 21
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Nice try, Laundry SCORE 8
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Why Chris Pratt is the best at being a human SCORE 264
Groundhogs+day+%26gt%3B+science%3F
Groundhogs day > science? SCORE 7
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This guy is calling Trump out SCORE 187
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