maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 50
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
i am this dog SCORE 20
watermelon armor dog SCORE 23
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
teens with attitude SCORE 27
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
there were no survivors SCORE 37
im buying a shirt SCORE 41
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
it’s true SCORE 58
too late SCORE 38
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
Lana approves SCORE 76
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
googly eyes make everything better SCORE 43
anchors away! SCORE 22
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
pebble and roll SCORE 65
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
american cheese is real cheese. it’s just more patriotic than other cheeses SCORE 10
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
he made his choice SCORE 42
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
5 days a week SCORE 45
she meant it, too SCORE 43
i hope so! SCORE 21
