How I came out to my entire extended family at once. SCORE 384
umm… SCORE 13
My McDonald’s pancake has a serial number. SCORE 149
Close enough… SCORE 12
Just girly things! SCORE 12
Hold. On. Just. One. Second. HE HAD EYEBROWS?!?!?! SCORE 180
Do you believe in miracles? 34 years ago today! SCORE 4
I think that this book series is a bit racist. SCORE 218
Why did the chicken cross the road? SCORE 292
What if?!?!?!?! SCORE 193
Only as a friend. SCORE 11
The world would be a better place… SCORE 174
Super smart. SCORE 18
hehe SCORE 165
Got my weave did. SCORE 112
Nip. Not even once SCORE 19
Total deaths per planet. SCORE 138
Dogs vs. cats. SCORE 21
Who needs cookies anyway? SCORE 159
Clever Tabasco Ad SCORE 225
Tail waggin’ good. SCORE 14
Meanwhile, in Toy Story 3. SCORE -14
Yes, I would like one diabetes, please. SCORE 175
A moment of silence for the fallen. SCORE 296
Members only. SCORE 8
Space Unicorn SCORE 8
What sex ed should be. SCORE 194
According to my calculations… SCORE 21
Twins? SCORE 172
Love. SCORE 137
Next summer I’ll be six… SCORE 256
Willem Dafoe should be the next Joker SCORE 127