I miss being a tree. SCORE 276
What my alarm sounds like. SCORE 235
Oh Bill. SCORE 142
Need a new emoticon? SCORE 247
History of the world. SCORE 283
White people problems. SCORE 155
Facebook is a jerk. SCORE 104
A diagram of me. SCORE 199
Painting reality. SCORE 141
Hontas… SCORE 180
Ways to be loved. SCORE 173
Do want. SCORE 156
The weekend. SCORE 258
IV Nutella. SCORE 134
You’re next. SCORE 161
Tank disguise. SCORE 238
Global warming. SCORE 128
Tips for success with women. SCORE 156
How to use chopsticks. SCORE 107
I can relate. SCORE 283
Chew-Bach-a SCORE 159
How to make cotton candy. SCORE 171
Finnish hotel and igloo resort. SCORE 246
Haiku! SCORE 161
Hey, happy birthday!!!! SCORE 243
The nerve. SCORE 240
I hate broccoli. SCORE 248
Italics. SCORE 259
Words. SCORE 248
My dog left me a present. SCORE 266
Trust me… I’m a dolphin. SCORE 226
How I feel after a power nap. SCORE 198