it’s true SCORE 58
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 50
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
googly eyes make everything better SCORE 43
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
he made his choice SCORE 42
im buying a shirt SCORE 41
5 days a week SCORE 45
pebble and roll SCORE 65
Lana approves SCORE 76
too late SCORE 38
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
watermelon armor dog SCORE 23
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
anchors away! SCORE 22
i am this dog SCORE 20
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
she meant it, too SCORE 43
i hope so! SCORE 21
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
there were no survivors SCORE 37
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
