office chair with pet perks SCORE -12
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turtleduck SCORE 34
living by cat principles SCORE 33
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how to get banned from the grocery store SCORE 25
after a long day of pretending to like people SCORE 15
raptor patronus SCORE 35
el chupacabra SCORE 30
hug me SCORE 32
houseplant vs plants in the wild SCORE 16
shrek at church SCORE 26
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passing gas at mcdonalds SCORE 23
judging myself SCORE 16
how to add changed a lightbulb to your resume SCORE 23
no one knows what to do with kale SCORE 37
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sleeping lion SCORE 22
monday mood SCORE 24
i don’t like sour cream SCORE 39
leaves in los angeles SCORE 22
dinosaurs then and now SCORE 25
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