Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
…Yummy… SCORE 5
The new Batman SCORE 11
Things To do. SCORE 16
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Because Cute SCORE 16
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
The happiest dog. SCORE 143
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
