Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
That’s a valid point SCORE 252
Stephen Hawking and John Oliver SCORE 173
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
Agent T SCORE 260
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
Water is wet SCORE 26
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -8
What torture. SCORE 190
Thriller. SCORE 137
Doing dips. SCORE 132
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
government logic SCORE 11
No officer… SCORE 146
BLEEHHHHHH SCORE 149
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
Uncultured swine, indeed. SCORE 332
This is my song! SCORE 90
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
quiet fives SCORE -3
Get a life, Man! SCORE 249
clap your Hans SCORE 14
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
School notes. SCORE 255