Don’t trust you dentist. SCORE 42
Don’t say you weren’t warned SCORE 54
She probably had the biggest grin on her face SCORE 134
Waffle House SCORE 84
I think will be a good idea SCORE 65
Carrie Fisher’s advice to Daisy Ridley SCORE 76
I LOVE NBC!!!!???? SCORE 56
My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 51
That’s enough hiking for today SCORE 56
Made me chuckle. SCORE 72
Don’t litter! SCORE 112
Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 73
Are you religious? SCORE 69
Cause friendship has no barriers (^_^) SCORE 132
At the crayola museum, they let you make your own crayon labels SCORE 4
Someone didn’t think about this ad placement SCORE 72
If lays made beer SCORE 68
me_irl SCORE 50
Ricky Gervais raised the glass… SCORE 26
If my friend was a Doctor… SCORE 60
This is gas station food in Germany SCORE 75
2005 was a different time SCORE 39
Charlie and George spotted a squirrel up on the shed earlier. Now they’re on guard duty. SCORE 64
I’ll kill you SCORE 107
How to properly love a dog SCORE 68
Change.org, the best way to change the world SCORE 63
The 2nd Amendment isn’t for 2nd class citizens SCORE 69
Being a pilot in northern Canada has it’s perks. SCORE 97
Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio SCORE 50
Hail Drake full of grace. SCORE 72
because walking on 4 legs is so pedestrian SCORE 57
An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67