Meth: Not even once SCORE 38
Zing SCORE 70
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
German exchange students SCORE 67
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Lay off my freedom fries. SCORE 45
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
Traffic barrier turned street art. SCORE 89
Riddle of the Sphinx SCORE 86
Terrifying shot of a Great White SCORE 70
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
The dangers of custom checks. SCORE 45
If I find myself pushing 60, I didn’t live right. SCORE 73
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
…but mooom SCORE 60
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 109
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 88
Lies for good. SCORE 84
yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
Two butts, one vent. SCORE 106
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 55
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 55
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
Scratch and sniff your monitor. SCORE 29
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 112