My friend had this "service animal" on her flight today SCORE 59
Took me a second… SCORE 67
All The Health Food Advocates Of This World SCORE 60
My Only Fortune That Has Ever Come True SCORE 101
"I’ll just sleep right here so nobody steals my food" SCORE 81
Classic. SCORE 39
Cat gives his friend a relaxing message SCORE 66
Buh Bye now! SCORE 47
Those Years Of Pot (smashing) Have Finally Caught SCORE 71
Mother speaking a language that everyone understands. SCORE 79
How to take care of your iron. SCORE 44
I rest my case. SCORE 57
This is the future. Robots looking after our health. SCORE 57
I. Can’t. Wait. SCORE 41
Beer holding competition SCORE 85
United Airlines was over-booked SCORE 68
Don’t mind me i’m just the milkman SCORE 58
Branch Manager & Assistant to the Branch Manager. SCORE 75
The moment that both my phone and laptop are dead SCORE 53
WebMD, increasing anxiety since 1996 SCORE 59
I would eat all of this. SCORE 40
But why are you so loud for? SCORE 29
Dads in the office. SCORE 72
This is the view from the Pizza Hut balcony in Egypt. SCORE 61
I’ve been dating my girlfriend for six years… SCORE 45
Just making that clear. SCORE 79
Can I help you human? SCORE 60
The manager of the cleaning company we use had a wholesome reaction when I accidentally sent her a text meant for my wife. SCORE 79
How often did he save everyone on Gilligans island? SCORE 82
Hittin the grind so hard it kills SCORE 95
Denny’s is always there to help out SCORE 84
Boop SCORE 50