what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
life insurance payout SCORE 42
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
at least he listened SCORE 25
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
the trinity of tedium SCORE 66
hot take! SCORE 59
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
neow SCORE 31
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
literally any fact SCORE 52
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
he might be right SCORE 30
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
smart shopping SCORE 39
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
as you should feel SCORE 41
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
pretty much SCORE 29
nap time! SCORE 38
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
