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Plenty+of+fish+in+the+sea
marked+safe+from+dishonor
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
don%26%238217%3Bt+open+the+blinds+while+i+watch+my+stories
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
every+sneeze+is+dangerous+when+you%26%238217%3Bre+an+adult
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
make+sure+she+knows+your+father+material+by+texting+%26%238220%3Bokay%26%238221%3B+and+using+the+thumbs+up+emoji
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
Angry+laundry+machine+noises
Angry laundry machine noises SCORE 19
when+you%26%238217%3Bre+walking+down+the+cereal+aisle+and+see+yourself+in+the+security+monitor
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
terrible+storytelling+expert
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
wishbone+taught+us+all+classic+literature
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
the+one+tool+that+makes+it+impossible+to+open+your+kitchen+drawer+every+time
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
kids+reminded+this+grown+man+that+sometimes+it%26%238217%3Bs+healthy+to+just%26%238230%3B+act+like+a+kid
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
dogs+only+care+about+one+thing+and+it%26%238217%3Bs+disgusting
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
cute+winking+cat
cute winking cat SCORE 19
happy+dog+before+and+after+asking+to+go+outside+and+play+in+the+snow
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
and+for+no+reason+your+life+flashes+before+your+eyes
and for no reason your life flashes before your eyes SCORE 29
i+just+need+8-12+hours+of+alone+time+in+the+morning
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
buddhist+heaven+is+called%26%238230%3B
buddhist heaven is called… SCORE 26
me+watching+you+edit+my+google+doc
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
a+baseball+bat+by+any+other+name+is+just+a+hit+stick
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
shoutout+to+that+one+person+that+listens
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
there%26%238217%3Bs+no+time+to+explain%2C+get+in+the+pea
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
he+always+wanted+to+get+on+a+fire+truck+and+finally+built+up+the+courage+to+ask
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
terry+pratchett+understood+all+humans+deserve+to+be+treated+fairly
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
depressed+dog+wanted+to+stay+on+vacation
depressed dog wanted to stay on vacation SCORE 26
the+weezered+of+oz
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
turtles+over+tummy+toning
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 33
rat+snitch+brian+the+good+time+ruiner+strikes+again
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
children+practice+reading+books+to+shelter+dogs+so+they+don%26%238217%3Bt+feel+alone
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
if+this+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+work+i+give+up
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
extreme+gardening
extreme gardening SCORE 35
only+using+food%2C+where+do+you+live%3F
only using food, where do you live? SCORE 33
we+have+been+trying+to+reach+you+about+your+cars+extended+warranty
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
checking+on+the+banana+bread
checking on the banana bread SCORE 18
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Scientists+HATE+this%21
Scientists HATE this! SCORE 17
The+Quarantine+Sandwich
The Quarantine Sandwich SCORE 23
Speech+100
Speech 100 SCORE 33
OK+BUT+AREA+CODE+NEXT+TIME
OK BUT AREA CODE NEXT TIME SCORE 25
Glass+Gem+Corn%2C+and+yes+it+really+does+grow+like+that.
Glass Gem Corn, and yes it really does grow like that. SCORE 27
%2Acomplains+about+self+isolation%2A+Imagine+a+whole+lifetime+just+to+entertain.
*complains about self isolation* Imagine a whole lifetime just to entertain. SCORE 17
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