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How+are+these+not+called+S%26%238217%3Bmoreos%3F
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+paranoid%26%238230%3B+YOU%26%238217%3BRE+paranoid%21
I’m not paranoid… YOU’RE paranoid! SCORE 52
The+darkness+will+go+away%26%238230%3B
The darkness will go away… SCORE 78
The+BFF+connection%26%238230%3B
The BFF connection… SCORE 60
That%26%238217%3Bs+one+way+to+say+it
That’s one way to say it SCORE 87
The+IT+guy+at+work+sent+me+a+new+mouse+and+poked+air+holes+in+the+envelope.
The IT guy at work sent me a new mouse and poked air holes in the envelope. SCORE 67
Thanks+auntie%26%238230%3B
Thanks auntie… SCORE 54
JAH%21
JAH! SCORE 42
Being+the+third+wheel+can+be+catastrophic.
Being the third wheel can be catastrophic. SCORE 49
Loaf+of+woof
Loaf of woof SCORE 79
The+air+was+filled+with+potpourri+and+flames%26%238230%3B
The air was filled with potpourri and flames… SCORE 64
%40IRS
@IRS SCORE 47
Black+cat+open+casting+call+for+the+1961+Edgar+Allan+Poe+film%2C+Tales+of+Terror.
Black cat open casting call for the 1961 Edgar Allan Poe film, Tales of Terror. SCORE 57
Everything+is+an+event.
Everything is an event. SCORE 65
I+demand+a+parley%21
I demand a parley! SCORE 48
What+is+my+purpose%3F
What is my purpose? SCORE 63
Egg+Opal
Egg Opal SCORE 67
Cookies+with+Grandpa+are+the+best
Cookies with Grandpa are the best SCORE 67
Bananas+require+peeling
Bananas require peeling SCORE 56
Technology+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+agree+with+me%26%238230%3B
Technology doesn’t agree with me… SCORE 54
This+is+what+hard+boiled+penguin+eggs+look+like.
This is what hard boiled penguin eggs look like. SCORE 24
Oh%26%238230%3B+congrats%3F
Oh… congrats? SCORE 60
What%26%238217%3Bs+the+deal+with+cabbage%26%238230%3B%3F
What’s the deal with cabbage…? SCORE 31
The+cast+who+played+Ewoks
The cast who played Ewoks SCORE 61
Ya%26%238217%3Bll+acting+a+fool%2C+IMO.
Ya’ll acting a fool, IMO. SCORE 34
Outstanding+move.
Outstanding move. SCORE 89
Good+guy%2C+The+Night+King.
Good guy, The Night King. SCORE 48
Retail+kills+your+soul
Retail kills your soul SCORE 53
Or+have+a+long+term+relationship+with+Alexa%26%238230%3B
Or have a long term relationship with Alexa… SCORE 49
Grandpa%26%238217%3Bs+are+bad+at+things+sometimes.
Grandpa’s are bad at things sometimes. SCORE 52
Universally+true.
Universally true. SCORE 60
Game+of+Throw
Game of Throw SCORE 80
Meep+mee+mee+meep
Meep mee mee meep SCORE 51
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After+going+to+the+gym+3+days+in+a+row.
After going to the gym 3 days in a row. SCORE 91
When+you+ask+your+friend+about+their+answers+after+a+test.
When you ask your friend about their answers after a test. SCORE 121
The+perfect+martini.
The perfect martini. SCORE 8
Robin+has+really+let+himself+go%26%238230%3B
Robin has really let himself go… SCORE 12
A+very+clever+conservation+campaign+in+Nairobi.
A very clever conservation campaign in Nairobi. SCORE 144
Well+that%26%238217%3Bs+not+something+you+see+every+day
Well that’s not something you see every day SCORE 128
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