Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Awkward SCORE 69
Oh my SCORE 29
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Happy little trees SCORE 50
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Call 911 SCORE 17
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
There’s always tomorrow SCORE 25
It’s Mountain Dew Code Yellow SCORE 30
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Needs more white SCORE 23
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Dogs, bruh SCORE 25
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
That escalated quickly SCORE 18
Jinkies! SCORE 63
For me? SCORE 45
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
Problem solved SCORE 34
The original is still the king SCORE 39
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Nailed it SCORE 11
