I loved my Nexus. It got stolen while I was in Sydney. RIP. SCORE 9
After the dental hygienist flosses my teeth. SCORE 13
Microwaves SCORE 17
<3 SCORE 179
There are two kinds of people SCORE 183
smartest plan ever. SCORE 166
Don’t get in a licking contest with a dog SCORE 172
Superman also has his traumas SCORE 155
Friday, 4PM. Later, bitches. SCORE 22
The struggle of lefties. SCORE 162
First and Last Lines: Harry Potter SCORE 245
Albino crow SCORE 13
Taught a class on hacking in Australia. Got this review from a student. SCORE 2
Cat vs food on a treadmill SCORE 19
Was hiking this morning and saw this sign SCORE 161
Washing Socks SCORE 142
Harsh! SCORE -5
Alright then. SCORE 144
so shiba, such inu SCORE 17
Zombie Apocalypse. SCORE 226
Every night. SCORE 18
Can’t let them know how much of a slob I am! SCORE 17
Me as a child SCORE 228
What was this show? SCORE 229
Yes, yes I do! SCORE 152
What an interesting book! SCORE 124
Silly Superman SCORE 173
Pure evil I tell you! SCORE 20
Swing Fail SCORE 14
You’d really like him. SCORE 149
Swoon. SCORE -4
To those who gossip about me. SCORE 111