Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
The mosquitoes are coming… SCORE 23
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Do the blink! SCORE 23
*have SCORE 16
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
hello little friend SCORE 20
Memory Foam can get stuffed. SCORE 18
Words. SCORE 9
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 15
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
The Return of the Cardboard SCORE 24
sent via FAX SCORE 15
A little space please, hefe… SCORE 22
Am I being dog fished right meow..? SCORE 19
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
We rarely deserve dogs. SCORE 25
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12