This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
Needs more white SCORE 23
Awkward SCORE 69
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Happy little trees SCORE 50
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
That escalated quickly SCORE 18
Nailed it SCORE 11
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
Problem solved SCORE 34
For me? SCORE 45
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Jinkies! SCORE 63
There’s always tomorrow SCORE 25
Call 911 SCORE 17
Oh my SCORE 29
The original is still the king SCORE 39
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Dogs, bruh SCORE 25
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
It’s Mountain Dew Code Yellow SCORE 30
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
This is my new way of greeting people SCORE 72
When you realize he’s not a good guy after all SCORE 38
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40