I’m gonna be a mighty king. SCORE 244
I heart the internet. SCORE 89
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
LOL SCORE 5
For all the ballers… SCORE 2
The cycles of life. SCORE 205
Just blew my mind SCORE 102
Eat me, please. SCORE 5
Get a tasty new look! SCORE 96
Family photos. SCORE 2
Things that blew your mind when you were a kid. SCORE 160
A lovely self portrait. SCORE 121
Donuts bring me joy. SCORE 60
Sage advice. SCORE 87
Bacon s’mores? Yes, please! SCORE 46
It’s cool… He’s famous. SCORE 208
Witnessing childbirth. SCORE 71
Better Fund This. SCORE -1
Crunches are hard… SCORE 67
Russian doll cellphones SCORE 3
Ron Swanson. SCORE 66
Uh, maybe you shouldn’t have kids… SCORE 2
wow… SCORE 1
It was so clean though… SCORE 0
Proof that girls are evil. SCORE 232
Mr. Tea SCORE 102
Harry Potter alphabet characters SCORE 20
Never trust a zombie. SCORE 111
Well that’s depressing…. SCORE 183
A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman). SCORE 22
Sweet bodies. SCORE 182
You’ll have to break my heart to know all my secrets… SCORE 135
