When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
WELL THEN SCORE 17
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Movie Magic SCORE 27
It’s all good. SCORE 48
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Kyle checking in. SCORE 30
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
I want to believe. SCORE 28
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
I would eat them. SCORE 40
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Olden but golden SCORE 19
treat? SCORE 25
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28