Me basically. SCORE 181
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
Let’s go live on Mars! SCORE 104
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
Female body builders. SCORE -29
Wisconsin is closed. SCORE 213
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
Being a Doctor Who fan. SCORE 215
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
Om nom nom SCORE 10
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 252
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
… SCORE 10
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
Nice things SCORE 11
every time SCORE 215
your gay SCORE 249
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
me in the shower SCORE 21
Words. SCORE 162
