My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
I want to do this. SCORE 294
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
Because Cute SCORE 16
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
Things To do. SCORE 16
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
…Yummy… SCORE 5
He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227
The happiest dog. SCORE 143
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10