a perfectly valid excuse SCORE 17
working from home problems SCORE 27
forever how i think of influencers, now SCORE 24
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
fun fore the whole family! SCORE 10
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 18
well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 26
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
it’s the thought that counts SCORE 15
giving my 2 minutes notice SCORE 9
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
1 like = 1 prayer SCORE 14
putting the “tea” in “team change” SCORE 16
putting the trick in trick or treat SCORE 19
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
parental support SCORE 22
burn down the store at this rate SCORE 19
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
*literally a helldemon that makes cerberus look like a chump* SCORE 12
i want all of it, stat! SCORE 29
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
she really gets me SCORE 13
the game of cat and house SCORE 26
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 24
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
but what about second knowing SCORE 31