Changed your Facebook status. SCORE 257
A message from your kids’ teachers. SCORE 162
I do this every time. SCORE 253
The color of freedom. SCORE 282
The cutest dictator. SCORE 137
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 215
Thermalchromatic urinal. SCORE 241
Scumbag cats. SCORE 195
What you want at that age. SCORE 297
Are we there yet? SCORE 197
Table juggling is awesome. SCORE 176
Past-me vs. present-me. SCORE 179
If a deep sea diver’s pump fails. SCORE 170
This is my jam! SCORE 257
The only reason for time. SCORE 238
How do you answer the phone? SCORE 311
The truth. SCORE 259
I just want someone who… SCORE 203
Every 60 seconds in Africa. SCORE 251
The Ovengers. SCORE 248
Tom Cruise wins. SCORE 162
Sharks aren’t so bad… SCORE 286
Lady Troopers. SCORE 201
Ten feet closer to the sun. SCORE 459
The Fresh Prince of Downton Abbey. SCORE 200
Lasers are amazing. SCORE 265
A homing pigeon! SCORE 264
I know that feel bro. SCORE 304
A matter of perspective. SCORE 356
Tested on animals! SCORE 318
Free bungee jumping. SCORE 255
You never get over being shot in the head. SCORE 333