The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
UPS driver has a sense of humor SCORE 99
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 64
Smooth AF SCORE 101
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
Both posted within the hour. Coincidence? I think not. SCORE 119
#stopit SCORE 98
huh… $43 M… SCORE 97
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
Medical alphabet. SCORE 81
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
I didn’t get the FEMA alert today. SCORE 31
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 143
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
That would be /so cool SCORE 67
My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad’s farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 161
One of life’s great questions SCORE 60
Can not unsee. SCORE 103
Old Habits SCORE 81
It’s that time of year… SCORE 38
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
How Your Body Works SCORE 129
