Why so sad? SCORE 47
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
+ cry. SCORE 118
Mama no. SCORE 51
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Every time. SCORE 37
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
We live different lives. SCORE 58
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
What a short time to be alive SCORE 55
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
The things we do for each other… SCORE 82
I GUESS SCORE 45
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79